fvming:

it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me

asmisato:

to the last hurrah.

i-wouldnt-even-question-it:

My man.

awesomephilia:

breaking news: ne ws

indebtandbored:

anjanana:

everything in nature looks like a vagina, and everything man made looks like a penis. you compensating, you compensating hard

#preach

triptophobias:

backwardsorbust:

ellavictorious:

That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve.

That is the sickest shit ever

i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it go’ as he builds his little icy webby fortress.

chubby-bunnies:

honeybeys:

Pumpkin carving game strong

OMG

hobgoblinhero:

hanari-502:

wastelandbanditorion:

This guy’s vines give me life

Thomas Sanders is a gift to this world

I have a theory on Thomas Sanders that he can control minds and rather than using this gift for evil, he uses it to make funny vines. Like, a classroom full of kids? mind control. The teacher of the class? mind control. Cop pulls him over? you better believe that dude is gonna sing Don’t Stop Believing with him, mind control. 

shouldnt:

shouldnt:

MOTHER OF JESUS DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THE GUY WHOSE LEFT SIDE WAS CUT OFF?!?

hes all right now

ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza! Check out more interesting uses for quotation marks here!

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”