why are potatoes invading tumblr posts?
Need some last-minute Halloween costume inspiration? Here you go.
cosplay at its funniest
It’s funny to dress up as Muslim women and disparage another’s culture? How very classically white.
i love tumblr.com
HWAT THE FUCK SI THIS
WHA T TH FUCK
HO W D ARFE TH EY
WHEN I WAS A GUCKING K ID FREDDOS COS T 10P
NOT FUC KING SIXTY FIVE WHA TIS THIS BULLSIHT
WHY THE FU CK WOULD SOMEONE PAY 65P FOR 12 GRAMS OF CHOCOLATRE ARE OY U OFF YOUR ROCKER
G ET OUT
i saw a freddo at 80p the other day
Guys, seriously. Signal boost. I needed this the other night, and a few weeks ago I was talking with someone who needed it. This is the best freaking thing ever.
It’s three o’clock in the morning and I can’t stop cackling.
“Lost isn’t dead.”
Did a bunch of dogs breakup a fight between two cats? Am I seeing this right??
Having none of that shit today.
“Ay man, y’all chill the fuck out. Y’all fucking up the party.”
I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’M SEEING
Pack animals like dogs don’t tolerate dissent in their group because it weakens the pack’s social structure… There are similar clips on youtube of them breaking up rabbit and rooster fights… They don’t care what species you are, they just want you to CUT THAT SHIT OUT.
They don’t differentiate species because dogs think everything else is just a weird dog.
This happens a lot at my house!
We keep a bunch of poultry, including chickens and turkeys, and they can get nasty. Sometimes the female turkey attacks one of the hens, or one of the cockerels won’t take ‘no’ for an answer (or, on occasion, three at once), and we just open the door and let the dogs out. They go straight up to the fighting birds and bounce them/ run at them until they stop, and then run back to us to check they did good. It’s like having our own furry bouncers.
"They don’t differentiate species because dogs think everything else is just a weird dog.”
Sometimes you need to remind yourself that you were the one who carried you through the heartache. You are the one who sits with the cold body on the shower floor, and picks it up. You are the one who feeds it, who clothes it, who tucks it into bed, and you should be proud of that. Having the strength to take care of yourself when everyone around you is trying to bleed you dry, that is the strongest thing in the universe.